gillette

Morning folks. Got a couple of nigggling questions I just though I'd put out there this morning...

First off. I bought a razor last week because I needed a shave. So far a very simple action/reaction equation. On my quest I found myself in a Boots in a shopping mall. Now I hate and fear shopping malls. There's no rational explanation, maybe it's something to do with the depravation of daylight and one too many viewings of Dawn of the Dead. Either way these are soul sucking places to be avoided. I buy then leave. Simple. This was the case when I picked up my razor. I grabbed, stood in line, paid and then immediately sought non synthetic light. Perhaps had I taken a little more time I would have realised that I was purchasing the all new Gillete M3 razor. It was only upon shaving that the powers of my razor became truly apparent. There's a hidden switch that makes it vibrate! Now I'm a great believer in technological innovation, indeed were it not for the invention of the wheel we'd all be on space hoppers (like that acid tinged advert of giant people on giant space hoppers happily bouncing to work). But for the life of me I can't understand what benefit the vibration of my razor brings to the contour negotiation of my stubbly chin?? Could it be that the gillette razor has completed its evolution and in order to stop customers becoming indifferent to the product further gadgets must be added?? If this is the case then I'd much prefer an inbuilt MP3 player, or perhaps the soothing dulcet tones of B. White welcoming me into consciousness and telling me how great I look clean shaven. I don't know, I'm not so sure, but I'm certainly not so stupid that I'm gonna buy a razor just because it shakes? Surely thats a bad thing.