Fookin 'ell, can't wait. At 10 o'clock tonight I'll be boarding a plane to Karachi, Pakistan where I'll spend the next 8 days boar hunting, fishing and generally galavanting around (but no boozing). I was invited by a mate of mine and thought why not. To top it all off I'll be disguised as a local to avoid attracting too much attention. Apparently there's a northern tribe that look just like me (I always tick the box for european on forms, but to be honest I've got a bit of a Gallagher simian problem). I'm not too sure what to expect, apart from chaos and adventure. Wee bit apprehensive as I only just found out that Karachi is apparently the second most dangerous city in the world after Laagos, but to be fair how many cities in the world can you eat in the most expensive restaurants for the price of half a Big Mac?